Julia Swoons over Valentine’s Day

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

Who doesn’t love Valentine’s day?!?! I mean my name is Julia Swoons. It’s a given that I LOVE Valentine’s Day. IT’S A DAY OF SWOONS PEOPLE. COME ON!!!!

I have always loved Valentine’s day. I mean not only have I celebrated it my whole life as a day of love — but it’s also a day of presents. I mean come on. Who doesn’t love presents. & candy. & flowers. Must I go on?! Plus think back to those grade school days and making Valentine’s boxes and filling out all your Valentine’s cards. Putting your all into that one card for the boy (or girl) that has captured your heart. Making sure to dot the ‘i’s with hearts, give it a good luck kiss, and maybe a spritz of perfume. I’m a romantic okay… I’ve been boy crazy pretty much my entire life. I have had more crushes in my life than most people. I LOVE LOVE!! ❤❤❤

On this Valentiniest of days I would like to share with you some of the loves of my life. Just slightly out of reach because its hard to do more than one at once. I mean it isn’t impossible but there are just so many moving parts and it can get super confusing. You start to forget people’s names and suddenly you’ve jumped into something with a bunch of people you don’t know. Okay. Settle down there. Julia Swoons is married and will not be acting out any of her favorite reverse harems. [darn.] I, of course, am talking about my never ending TBR list. You have quite the dirty mind… I like it 😉

Okay so there have been A LOT of good books to come out lately. I don’t know what to read next. All these amazing authors are putting out these amazing books and I have to do things like work, parent, and sleep when I could be spending all my time reading. It’s the pits man. So how about you take a look into the books that I will be reading in the next few weeks/months. I mean as long as I don’t get distracted by some other amazing books. That happens a lot. The One Click Buy option on Amazon will be the death of me. For realz.

This book looks fucking amazing. It’s by Lana Kole who wrote Illusion of Escape and Illusion of Death which are both AMAZING. So, of course, I had to one click buy this bitch.. er pussy? I digress. Also, who doesn’t love cats?

This beauty is by Serena Akeroyd who I am COMPLETELY obsessed with. I love her TriAlpha Chronicles, her Quintessence series, and her Kingdom of Verona series. AMAZING freaking books so I know that this one is obviously going to be great. Gahhh I can’t wait for it.

Take a look at this cover. TALK ABOUT STEAM. Now this book is also by Serena Akeroyd, same as above, but this one is NOT reverse harem. But from what I’ve heard it is one of her STEAMIEST books yet. If you have read any of Serena’s book you know that she knows how to bring the steam so if this is the steamiest on then you better bring an extra pair of undies and read it in private 😉

This is the second book in Auryn Hadley’s Dark Orchid Trilogy. The first book was sooooo good and soooooo hot. Plus the main character is a woman of color which you sadly do not see a lot in the reverse harem genre. Auryn Hadley has also written the Demon’s Muse series which is SUPER awesome. She is great at writing super good stories and super hot scenes. I can’t wait for this one.

This is the third book in the Heart Hassle series by Raven Kennedy. The first two, Signs of Cupidity and Bonds of Cupidity are hilarious, steamy, and super swoony. Emelle is hilarious and watching her learn how to live life as a ‘real girl’ when she has been an invisible cupid is so heartwarming. I can’t wait to jump back into the story with her suuuper sexy guys and finally figure out what happens to Okot!

I have heard a lot of good things about this book. It is a contemporary book about a girl and some musicians. I have previously read The Fated Wings series by C R Jane and while I wasn’t head over heels for it I thought it had a good premise and I liked a lot of the characters. I’m hoping that I will really love this book.

Water by Helen Scott looks really good. The cover is gorgeous and the blurb really has me wanting to jump in. I have read the Cerberus series by Helen Scott and it’s one of my favs. Super hot. Super good. FMC is a badass and the guys are sexy, broody, and also badass. I just know that I will love this one.

Now tell me… How on earth am I suppose to pick what to read next?! HOW?! There are so many freaking books in my library that I need to read. So many coming out soon that I know I will buy. Will I ever catch up? No… But I guess that is part of the fun. How is your TBR list looking? Did you find any here that are you going to add to yours?! Let me know! 🙂

Hey! Before I get outta here I just wanted to say again Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for taking the time out to read my blog. I love you guys! Find love today. Find a sexy man or lady and buy them coffee. Buy them dinner. Take them home. EXPERIENCE THE LOVE OF THIS MAGICAL DAY. Just know that I will of course be swooning ❤

Swoon, fire, love. Illusion of Death.

You know that feeling you get when you are falling in love? That feeling in your chest and that stupid grin you get on your face. You feel giggly and just completely… Swoony. Well that is how I am feeling. I’m feeling it for some men named Walker, Remi, Kai, and Levi. I am completely obnoxiously swoony and in love with fictional characters. Story of my life.. Ammirite?! Let’s get into why I am sooooo swoony over these guys ❤

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So we are back with Mori and her men. We left Mori as she and Selena were leaping to their death to escape the evil Sicksman. Walker had just been freed from his 3 year prision and shit was finally going right. Until it all went wrong. We are left wondering if Mori and Selena are alive, will she finally get reunited with ALL her men?!?! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!

Well never fear. Mori and Selena did not die. I mean honestly, what kind of book would it be if she did?! I mean what could happen. This redheaded girl named Julia swoops in to help these guys get over Mori. Maybe there are some group scenes…. *Wipes drool from keyboard* Okay so she is alive. Yay!!!(?) Sadly her and Selena don’t know where the hell they are, how to get back to the guys, and Mori is pretty much drained from using her powers to stop them from crashing to their deaths. Swell stuff.. They spend some time with a bear and walking around a bunch. Very without a paddle-esque. Until they are FINALLY reunited with their men. (SCORE!) I was really worried this walking bit might take a while. Granted I was able to read book 1 and go right into book 2 so the cliffhanger didn’t kill me as much as those who read book 1 when it came out BUT STILL. If this turned into Lord of the Rings and involved a whole lot of walking through the woods I would have died.

We are FINALLY treated with the moment we are all waiting for…. Like really dying for. A moment that is so beautifully written that you almost die. Mori and Walker meeting in person for the first time. No more astryl projection for them and it is the fucking sweetest bit of romance I have read. Seriously the swooniest shit. The kinda shit that makes you think ‘Why even try to write because you are never going to write something this good?’ Whew. I am still reeling from it. I refuse to spoil the wonderful immediacy of it so you’ll just have to read it. It’s the perfect mixture of swoon and fucking fire. *continues to drool*

Okay back to the story. Mori and the guys move into a warehouse and start working for BCS (black cat security) a sort of magekynd police force. Mori finds her place in helping people as well as living life with her men. It’s freaking wonderful. I just loved every moment she spent just being complacent until of course shit pops off again. It can’t be all swoons and sex… There has to be conflict I suppose…

I am seriously crushed that this book is over. I need book #3 like 30 minutes ago. It’s so fucking good. Like the story is awesome. Seriously awesome. The swoon…. Gahhhhh.. I feel like a lovesick teen. & the sex? Fucking fire. Literal fire.. I am so in love with these men I just can’t. How do you move on when you already have perfection?! I always highlight favorite quotes and scenes while I read and I felt like I was highlighting the whole goddamn book. Can I just have more? No? Well I think it’s time that you read this book. If you haven’t read book 1 my review of it is here too. They are both amazing and I can’t wait to see what Lana Kole gives us next.

OKAY — before I end this swoonfest I have to leave you with this amaaaaazingness. This absolutely spectacular quote. So, are you ready to swoon with me dolls?

[His] words were her undoing. “My touch won’t leave you hollow. I want to break you apart, but I’ll be here to put you back together.”

Falling asleep to falling in love… Illusion of Escape.

I just finished an amazing book. Truly amazing. The type of book that when you are finished you are still reeling from the world you have just exited. Please come back… I need more. Are you ready to swoon with me?

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I had this book in my Kindle library for a while, the premise looked really good but I hadn’t heard much about it and I’m honestly just not into witches as main characters. I have no idea as I am a HUGE Harry Potter fan as you may know. Maybe that’s why. The only witches I have room in my heart for learned their magic at Hogwarts. Well this book has me questioning everything I have decided about witches. In this book they are all mages vs witches but same idea. Magic is the key.

So we have Mori, a single woman with a cat named Trash. Sounds pretty typical. Cue sexy men to sweep her off her feet. Well not so fast. Mori has truly disturbing dreams almost every night where she is transported to a dungeon and tortured. She never experiences the torture though, just the aftermath as she lays in the cell in absolute pain. Still typical stuff, right? Snort. She has become used to these dreams living them as her new normal. Go to sleep and suffer immense pain, get up, go to work, come home, repeat. What a wonderful life….

Mori’s lonely existence in her dreams suddenly changes one night. As she lays there in complete pain but continuing her sarcastic banter to the unknown torturers of her nightmares someone appears. She can’t see him but she can hear him. She can feel him as he helps tend to her wounds. This darker stranger draws her out of her spell, dredging up the painful experiences she is currently experiencing in her life and her job. She jokingly deems him her dream therapist believing she has conjured him up herself in her time of need. For weeks she grew closer to this mysterious dream man of her imagination, truly worried that she was losing her mind.

A horrid turn of events in her real life lead to her losing her job. A potential donor for her job sexually assaults her and to avoid bad publicity she is put on probation. A true indication of the actual climate we live it.. BUT I digress… #metoo

Her world is flipped upside down when the one part of her life that she loves more than anything (besides her cat Trash) is taken away from her. She has no idea what to do with herself. Work was her whole life. What else does she have? Well, her troubles soon turn into something else entirely when she is abducted by a group of three deliciously sexy men. These men shake up her world a bit more by revealing to her that her dream man is real. She, like them, is a mage and she has been interacting with their lost friend, Walker. She is their only hope of finding him and as she has not only grown attached to the man in her dreams but knows the daily pain he suffers she can’t help but oblige in helping them.

Mori with the help of the super seductive Remi, the sexy intelligent Levi, and Kai the asshole who you can’t help but fall in love with search endlessly for Walker. Mori’s relationship with the guys grow as they teach her how to channel her powers and she learns who she is as a person without her job. Her life is flipped upside down in the most magical way that will have you begging to find yourself in a dream torture chamber and tied to these mages. Well… maybe not that far but seriously. Its hot.

I loved this book a whole freaking lot. Mid book I literally felt the need to scream it from the rooftops I was so enamored with Mori and her men. The whole book made me completely swoony and smiling like an idiot. The end left me with whiplash and yelling what the everloving fuck as I laid in the bath trying to put my world back together. Lucky for me the 2nd book just came out so I don’t have to wait to jump back in to this wonderfully magic world. On that note…..