I’ve got something for you. Something amaaaazing. It starts with this cover, oh em gee. How freaking gorg is this?! I literally stared at it for like 10 minutes before I started the book and my husband was like are you going to read that or just stare at the cover? It’s soo pretty. Let’s get into it ❤
Aliens that look like aliens. That’s a thing. Never thought it’d be my thing because aliens fucking terrify me. Well… I think it’s become my thing. I had previously talked about a book called Project: Adapt – Found by Jade Waltz (which I fuggin loved – see my review here) and now I got this book. Whew! I’m swooned.
Samantha Rose makes snakes hot. Yes, snakes. Fucking alien snake people that I want to do. Sylanvus is bae. Sure it starts off a little rocky, I mean who wouldn’t run from giant snake man, but then… Oh the swoon. ❤️ Now I’m sure you are like, Julia, snakes? Come on, the only snakes I like are of the trouser variety. Well fear not cause these guys are snake-like, not the small slithery kind. More like lizard men or for my fellow nerds, like Argonians in the Elder Scrolls games.
We start off with Robyn living a typical human life. Sucky jobs, bills, all that bullshit. That is until she sees on her television that aliens have landed in her tiny town. She has feelings of excitement and a bit of fear. My ass would be all fear. Think aluminum foil hats and boarding up all my windows. I mean all these alien books I’m reading are maybe lessening that, maybe I’m heading toward the point of excitement and wanting to jump their bones. Baby steps.
Understandably the humans are freaking out about the aliens and everyone is trying to get outta town. Robyn’s friend, Tara, is ready to get the fuck outta dodge and wants Robyn to come with. Packing only essentials, Robyn prepares to leave her house and hit the road. Their road trip away from the aliens leads them… Well, right to the aliens. Not only right to the aliens but right to Robyn’s alien mate, Sylvanus. He snatches her up like any barbaric alien hit with the love bug would do and puts her on his ship. This is where everyone gets skeptical, everyone that doesn’t understand women with a sex drive. I mean if a sexy alien snatched me up, sure I’d be pissed. But also if he didn’t want to kill me, he just wanted to love me. Well sign me up for that shit. Worship me alien snake man, I am yours for the taking!
Now this book is RH, aka Reverse Harem. If this is your first trip to my blog then you should know I looooove Reverse Harem Romance books. Loooove them. You don’t have to choose. You get all the men. Enough said. So, with that being said, Robyn will be collecting some other men of the alien variety. There will also be some MM. Yum.
I don’t want to spoil anything because you all need to read this book. Now. It’s so good! The world building is awesome and the characters are so lovable. Sylvanus can be a bit barbaric at times but he is also so freaking sweet. I love finding the books with the sweet men because I just can’t get into the bully romances. I want love. I want romance. I was the mother effing swoon! Well this book has got it and I’m so excited to dive into book 2 to keep the story going! I even heard that book 3 should be dropping this summer! Squee!!
Lately I have been diving deeper into the Sci-fi genre of reverse harem. I am one of the admins of an AMAZING facebook group called Reverse Harem Fantasy & Sci-fi Readers & Authors so it only makes sense that I would read more sci-fi. I recently read a book that I really enjoyed and totally out of my reading norm. Let’s get into it ❤
We have our female main character, Calpurnia, a pilot that is used to being alone. She likes it that way. If she spends her time alone then no one can hurt her. If she doesn’t let anyone close, they can’t break her heart. She has her ship, the Firebrand, and that’s all she needs thank you very much. It’s been 3 years since she found herself involved with someone else. Orion. When he left Calpurnia shut down. No boyfriend, no sister, no family.
I really enjoyed Cali as a character. She is a badass that doesn’t need anyone to make her happy. I found myself really comparing her to Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica a lot. Loneliness has become her companion and she keeps up a tough guard to keep her safe. Her heart’s safety ends when she finds a broken down ship, a ship that contains the love of her life. Orion. After a really bloody battle this man abandoned her, he created this distrustful woman she is today. His reappearance in her life throws her for a loop. Especially when she finds out that Orion’s visit isn’t a coincidence.
Cali has been given a mission for the good of the Uprising. This mission involves her being a commander of a mission to rescue someone. Her team includes: her ex Orion, who desperately wants her back; Polaris, the Mission Control work that she enjoyed teasing with her flirtatious behavior; Hamal, a sweet but sexy doctor that does crazy things to Cali’s insides; Antares, a former member of the Supremacy that she can’t decide whether to trust or not; and Rux, a damn good gunner but generally a complete asshole. Cali is pissed. She wants no part of this mission that is sure to fail with her merry band of assholes. Okay, well they aren’t all assholes. Polaris is adorable but unskilled in battle and Hamal is freaking swoonworthy. But the other guys, she is not a fan.
Cali gets forced into the mission because of circumstances beyond her control but begins plans to ditch the guys as soon as possible. She has to keep the guys off the scent of her true plans and keep them all from killing each other. She does her best to keep them in line and throw the shit right back at them when they try to undermine her. She also has to try to keep her body under control because these guys are hot. H-O-T. Plus when they start training together. Hot and sweaty bodies. Swoon. (Plus obvi Orion is Lee Adama from Battlestar Galactica – yes my obsession is real).
I really loved this book. It’s really suprising that I don’t read more sci-fi books because I obviously have a huge obsession with Battlestar Gallactica. A HUGE OBSESSION. I can’t wait for the next book to come out because I really have fallen for these relationships. There are some really good steamy scenes that I am still swooning over. I would definitely recommend this to my sci-fi lovers because it is such a good book!
I feel like I’ve mentioned this before. Maybe not. I have a fear of aliens. A deep rooted fear that has gone all the way back to my childhood. I remember watching the movie Signs and laying on my parents floor crying because we lived surrounded by cornfields. My only saving grace was that we also lived by a pond. War of the Worlds, get outta here. I mean even freaking Men In Black scared me. Literal nightmares. Now don’t get me wrong. I still watch alien movies. It’s that sick thing we all do where we enjoy being scared, it’s why scary movies and haunted houses do so well. We are all sick freaks.
Okay all that up there, babbling. Not really out of character for me. So yes, I love being scared by aliens. That has been established. But when I am on the look out for my next sexy read am I looking into the alien genre? No. But I have certain friends that are trying to get me to spread my wings.. err, tentacles 😉 Well I’ve done it. & guess what. I am in love with a couple of alien men. Let’s get into it 💙💜💚
We have our main character, Selena, who is a gorgeous human (I mean look at her up there!) that has been tested on for her entire life. She has been subject to some horrific shit by an alien species called the Yaarkins. She has lived her lonely life as an outcast and her only interaction is in the form of torture until the ship she is on is under siege. She is able to get herself to an escape pod and gets herself away from her life long prison.
Selena wakes up on another strange ship but the environment feels far less hostile. Her first encounter with her new shipmates is with a male named Xylo. Xylo looks nothing like your typical sexy male lead. His species is more plant like as he is covered in a moss like hair, has a galactic-like coloring, vines with a mind of their own, and large teal pupil-less eyes. He immediately treats her with care and respect, something Selena has never experienced. He even asks her name, something she has never had before so chooses Selena on the spot. She has never been around a species that has treated her as a person, she has only experienced life as a test subject. Selena’s attraction to Xylo is immediate and his kind demeanor leads her to immediately embrace and kiss him. Get it girl!
Selena’s world is completely flipped upside-down immediately after she begins her stay on the ship, the Destiny. She tries to navigate through her life with her newfound freedom, a complication with a previous lover from her dreamscape, and her newly formed relationship with Xylo. The world building in this book is freaking amazing. I don’t need images of these alien men because the author is able to describe them so well I have perfect pictures in my mind. The characters are all very lovable and I found myself growing my own harem with characters she might not even bring into her harem. They are all so great, I’m even swooning over the not so great ones! Plus I mean imagine all the ways that vines and tentacles can be beneficial in a sexual relationship… It brings a lot of steam into your life 🔥
The end of this book left me spinning. I literally forced myself to stay up far too late but I had to keep reading. It was just so good!! Jade Waltz found a way to make a girl terrified of aliens fall in love with her aliens. & not just aliens that look like men but are green or blue. ALIENS THAT LOOK LIKE ALIENS!! Plus now I NEED the next book. Like now. I am so in love with these viney, tentacley, alien males ❤
Who doesn’t love Valentine’s day?!?! I mean my name is Julia Swoons. It’s a given that I LOVE Valentine’s Day. IT’S A DAY OF SWOONS PEOPLE. COME ON!!!!
I have always loved Valentine’s day. I mean not only have I celebrated it my whole life as a day of love — but it’s also a day of presents. I mean come on. Who doesn’t love presents. & candy. & flowers. Must I go on?! Plus think back to those grade school days and making Valentine’s boxes and filling out all your Valentine’s cards. Putting your all into that one card for the boy (or girl) that has captured your heart. Making sure to dot the ‘i’s with hearts, give it a good luck kiss, and maybe a spritz of perfume. I’m a romantic okay… I’ve been boy crazy pretty much my entire life. I have had more crushes in my life than most people. I LOVE LOVE!! ❤❤❤
On this Valentiniest of days I would like to share with you some of the loves of my life. Just slightly out of reach because its hard to do more than one at once. I mean it isn’t impossible but there are just so many moving parts and it can get super confusing. You start to forget people’s names and suddenly you’ve jumped into something with a bunch of people you don’t know. Okay. Settle down there. Julia Swoons is married and will not be acting out any of her favorite reverse harems. [darn.] I, of course, am talking about my never ending TBR list. You have quite the dirty mind… I like it 😉
Okay so there have been A LOT of good books to come out lately. I don’t know what to read next. All these amazing authors are putting out these amazing books and I have to do things like work, parent, and sleep when I could be spending all my time reading. It’s the pits man. So how about you take a look into the books that I will be reading in the next few weeks/months. I mean as long as I don’t get distracted by some other amazing books. That happens a lot. The One Click Buy option on Amazon will be the death of me. For realz.
This book looks fucking amazing. It’s by Lana Kole who wrote Illusion of Escape and Illusion of Death which are both AMAZING. So, of course, I had to one click buy this bitch.. er pussy? I digress. Also, who doesn’t love cats?
This beauty is by Serena Akeroyd who I am COMPLETELY obsessed with. I love her TriAlpha Chronicles, her Quintessence series, and her Kingdom of Verona series. AMAZING freaking books so I know that this one is obviously going to be great. Gahhh I can’t wait for it.
Take a look at this cover. TALK ABOUT STEAM. Now this book is also by Serena Akeroyd, same as above, but this one is NOT reverse harem. But from what I’ve heard it is one of her STEAMIEST books yet. If you have read any of Serena’s book you know that she knows how to bring the steam so if this is the steamiest on then you better bring an extra pair of undies and read it in private 😉
This is the second book in Auryn Hadley’s Dark Orchid Trilogy. The first book was sooooo good and soooooo hot. Plus the main character is a woman of color which you sadly do not see a lot in the reverse harem genre. Auryn Hadley has also written the Demon’s Muse series which is SUPER awesome. She is great at writing super good stories and super hot scenes. I can’t wait for this one.
This is the third book in the Heart Hassle series by Raven Kennedy. The first two, Signs of Cupidity and Bonds of Cupidity are hilarious, steamy, and super swoony. Emelle is hilarious and watching her learn how to live life as a ‘real girl’ when she has been an invisible cupid is so heartwarming. I can’t wait to jump back into the story with her suuuper sexy guys and finally figure out what happens to Okot!
I have heard a lot of good things about this book. It is a contemporary book about a girl and some musicians. I have previously read The Fated Wings series by C R Jane and while I wasn’t head over heels for it I thought it had a good premise and I liked a lot of the characters. I’m hoping that I will really love this book.
Water by Helen Scott looks really good. The cover is gorgeous and the blurb really has me wanting to jump in. I have read the Cerberus series by Helen Scott and it’s one of my favs. Super hot. Super good. FMC is a badass and the guys are sexy, broody, and also badass. I just know that I will love this one.
Now tell me… How on earth am I suppose to pick what to read next?! HOW?! There are so many freaking books in my library that I need to read. So many coming out soon that I know I will buy. Will I ever catch up? No… But I guess that is part of the fun. How is your TBR list looking? Did you find any here that are you going to add to yours?! Let me know! 🙂
Hey! Before I get outta here I just wanted to say again Happy Valentine’s Day! Thanks for taking the time out to read my blog. I love you guys! Find love today. Find a sexy man or lady and buy them coffee. Buy them dinner. Take them home. EXPERIENCE THE LOVE OF THIS MAGICAL DAY. Just know that I will of course be swooning ❤