That’s just the sound of my heart. Roadie.

Talk about a beautiful cover. Wanna know what’s even more beautiful? The story. Let’s get into it

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We join our beautiful Lilith Tempest Goode back on the bus with her oh so gorgeous men. Her life with the men of Beauty in Lies flashed before her eyes. She was locked out of the concert venue, told by the bitchface Octavia that she was nothing but a piece of ass for the guys, and completely humiliated by her ex Kevin. This asshole took her VIP pass, license, and money set them on fire and threw them in a USPS box. What. A. Megadouche. She is left in a strange town with no money, no cell phone, and no friend or family. That is until her guys find her. Absolutely fucking terrified that they had lost her. Swoon.

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The guys are ready to fire this bitch Octavia. Give her the boot boys! But of course, Lilith is a saint and decides to give the bitch a second chance. I woulda watched the bitch buuuuurn. Trying to steal Ransom, Muse, Cope, Pax, and Michael from her. Not gonna happen. Luckily all is settled. Muse asks her to continue the world part of the tour with them, swoon. Lilith and the guys only have a few more stops in North America before heading overseas. Last stop in the United States though is New York. Place of her childhood home, and where her father’s ashes currently are.

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This book is a lot about surviving through grief and mourning. Lilith is able to face the fact that her family is gone. She is lucky enough to have her guys though. All of them also being a little broken in their own ways. They all have truly fucked pasts. Even Lilith. But they are all able to accept each other, it’s freaking beautiful.

“Bad things happen, people die, hearts are broken, but it’s how we walk in the rain of grief that defies us. Do we cower in the downpour and let the frigid chill soak us through? Do we grab an umbrella and fight the storm? Or do we stand tall and let our heads fall back, open our mouths and taste every fucking drop as its coolness sizzles against the heat of our tongue?” C.M. Stunich, Roadie

Jesus h christ, C M Stunich is the queen of deep. She has the power to force you into tears and rip your fucking heart out of your chest. She also has the ability to make you all swoony and giggly like a schoolgirl with a crush. Word wizard. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

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We learn a lot about our guys in this book. Their pasts. Their struggles. Their blossoming love for our main character that we’ve all fell in love with. Cope is the one that is struggling the most as Lilith and the guys make their relationship more serious. He has dealt with taking care of women his entire life. Saving his grandmother from his grandfather as well as taking care of his mother. Both the women important to him have been frail. Including his former girlfriend Cara who dealt with a lot of emotional issues eventually ending her own life. Cope was devasted by losing her. So much so that he still carries enough fear to decide to end the very new relationship with Lilith and the guys.

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Luckily this is short lived. Thank the fucking lord. We can’t lose Cope. He is too adorable. Plus if one of them decides they want out could it work for the rest?! WHO KNOWS?! I CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE!! Plus, Lilith is amazing. WHY WOULD HE LEAVE HER?! I feel like a lot of female main characters are whiney and cry a lot. The same can be said for Lilith but not in your typical way. Lilith is experiencing real fucking struggles but still is able to be a person. To love the people around her. To create and have sympathy. She is amazing. #ladycrush PLUS she is a redhead. Having auburn hair myself, I totally dig a main character with red hair. POWER TO THE GINGERS ❤😜

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Another amazing thing about this book is watching all the relationships grow and morph. Especially, Random and Paxton’s relationship. There is a lot left unsaid between them. From Ransom and Pax’s ex-girlfriend falling in love to that turning into the girl and Pax’s sister dying in a car crash. There is a lot of bad blood and guilt between them. Pax treats Ransom like shit. I’ve said before that I love assholes. Love em. I love Pax, he is indeed an asshole. I hate how he treats Ransom. Can’t stand it. Luckily this is resolved in this book which turns into something so fucking hot I can’t. I just can’t, okay. Read it. It’s the most fucking swoonworthy thing you will ever read in your whole life. Swoon.

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C M Stunich literally does it again. She is such an amazing author. She is able to completely create this realistic group of people and make you fall in love with them over and over. I literally cannot put the book down. All I want to do is read about this woman and her tattooed men, then read it again. It’s so good. I said it before but this time I am so series. This has become one of my all-time favorite series. I laugh, I swoon, I cry, I fall in love. These guys are just so amazing. Lilith is so amazing. It’s all amazing. Are you ready to swoon with me?

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Groupie: The Story of How C M Stunich has ruined me for all other books

My heart is broken in the most hauntingly beautiful way. Just finishing Groupie by C M Stunich I find myself sitting in such raw emotions it’s hard to find words to explain them. As one never short of words, this is not a normal occurrence.

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I have said before that I do not really read contemporary romances. If I do, they are mostly the standard contemporary romance of girl meets boy and falls in love, the end. No hype. Just love. I really don’t read reverse harem contemporary romances because honestly, I’ve never been able to grasp how such a relationship could survive in real life. Reverse harem with shifters? Sure. Vampires? Of course! Regular every day typical Joes and Janes. Doubt it. I’m always on the look out for good books. I live for good books. I had a lot of recommendations to read Groupie by C M Stunich because it is so freaking hot and steamy. I read the Hijinks Harem series by C M Stunich and Tate James and loved it as you can tell from my reviews of it. It was light, hilarious, and completely sexy. Why wouldn’t I love Groupie? I was worried I wouldn’t because no one would be shifting, drinking blood, or doing anything else supernatural. Boy, I was so unbelievably wrong..

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Hauntingly beautiful. Hilarious. Raw. Heartbreaking. Completely sexy.
That is how I describe this amazing book. I found myself represented in Lilith, Muse, Ransom, Cope, Pax, and Michael. I too am a sad soul. I am not arrogant enough to believe that I have a singular claim to sadness. Plenty of people are sad. We are all a little sad. I have lived through things that have put me through the fucking ringer. Things I didn’t think I could survive. But I did. This love story is full of surviving through the unbearable shit that we humans have to fucking push through on a daily. Most of us, anyway. I don’t want to leave the impression that this is an unbearably sad book that will leave you sobbing in bed in the fetal position like we all were after the series finale of Sons of Anarchy. I mean what kind of soulless monster didn’t have their world completely crushed during that last scene of Jax on his motorcycle. I have finished the book only seconds ago and I am filled with a feeling of finding happiness on a rainy day. Of living through Alanis Morrisette’s ‘Ironic’ day only to find that even though the world can really fuck you up, there are some parts that are really fucking special. Like this book. It’s one of the parts that are really fucking special.

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Lilith sits in her car with all her belongings ready to head to New York and be with her father. Her sick father. A buzz of a text from her stepmom ends that… ‘Lilith, I’m sorry but your father passed away this morning’… Already I fucking despise this woman. No one. No one should hear that their father has died through a text. I still remember being 13 and sitting in the hospital waiting room in my jean mini skirt and black leather hooker boots as my aunt told me my father was dead. I was dressed like a hooker when I found out my dad was dead. Yes, I know this is a fictional character and a text of her father’s death is the icing on the cake of her misery. Theatrics and all that. But fuuuuck. That shit sucks. I remember 9 months after being told my father had died sitting in the backseat of my mom’s SUV as my grandmother held my hand and my mom told me from the front passenger seat that my brother was dead. Dead. Fuck.. Those moments in time when your life just changes, those moments stick in your mind. You shouldn’t be alone with just a text in those moments, not even fictional characters. Some books just hit home. This book. It fucking hit home.

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Lilith in a crazy turn of events gets a backstage pass to a concert for a band called Beauty in Lies. A band that consists of 5 gorgeously broken men. These 5 gorgeously broken men are what saves Lilith, from herself and from the dark spiraling black hole that her life turns into when she finds herself completely and utterly alone. Paxton Blackwell, Michael Luxe, Derek ‘Muse’ Muser, Ransom Riggs, and Copeland Park all with their own shit take Lilith in. They see this beautiful woman. This completely broken woman who has lost her father, has her car broken into and ransacked, left with literally nothing. No one. Not all of them are kind, but they all save her. She saves them too.

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These guys are completely amazing. Lilith is this fucking badass chick that rediscovers herself and realizes that she doesn’t need to give a fuck what other people think anymore. When you have nothing left, you really have nothing left to give. Every guy is so amazingly attractive in their brokenness. I literally want to save them all. They are every bad boy that you fall desperately in love with because they are so broken, and you just want to fix them. You want to be the sun in their completely dark existence. You see that they are just as broken as you are, and it would be nice to find someone that really fucking understands. They are so raw and outrageously sexy. They have the power to completely undo you, and they definitely undo Lilith. What starts as a one-night stand with Pax, then Cope, then Muse, then Ransom turns in this amazing and beautiful relationship that had me nervously counting down the days in the two weeks that she promised she would leave after. Two weeks to figure her shit out. Two weeks on their tour bus. I felt like I wouldn’t survive if it stopped after two weeks. She is able to break down each of the men’s defenses and form her adorable little harem.

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This book is too good to just be read through on a review. You need to read it. You need feel it. It isn’t just a sad fucking story that turns out to be unbelievably beautiful in the most amazing and weirdest way. It made me feel swoony and unbelievably fucking giddy like a teen with her first crush. This book has substance. It is long enough in itself to really let you feel like you know every single character. Make you feel like you can love every single character. That is the mark of an amazing author. To make you fucking care. C M Stunich made me fucking care. I really think she will make you care too. You just have to jump in… You may cry but you’ll also swoon. ❤

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Elements of Desire. Happily ever hungover?

I am experiencing a thing called ‘book hangover’. You ever speed read through a book or series because it’s SO DAMN GOOD only to find yourself heartbroken at the end because you no longer get to live in the world you love? That’s a book hangover. I just finished Elements of Desire by Tate James and CM Stunich and I am flooded with emotions. Happiness. Sadness. Excitement. Laughter. Sobbing. WHY IS IT OVER. Okay, lets swoon over this last book in the Hijinks Harem Series. Gasp. ☹

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Ari and her sexy men are back in this AMAZING third installment in the Hijinks Harem series. After ending book two I am ready to FUCK SHIT UP. Like for real. WHO THE FUCK IS GEM GEM AND HOW TO DO STAB HER?! Ugh. So we finally get to the good stuffs, Ari has gotten over her hangups and married the guys! FINALLY. Swoon. Well of course as they exit the wedding ceremony this dumb bitch shows up claiming the guys are really hers. What. The Fuck. No. No. NO! Suddenly Dusty is now my favorite because he is the only one of these fucking guys that isn’t/hasn’t been involved with Gemma. Bitch. Dusty is just so raw and rough. Arrogant. Sexy. Irish. Ahhhhh. #newfavorite

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Ari finds out that Gemma Darling, ugh, is her twin sister. HOLY SHIT BALL SANDWICH BATMAN. She was also a childhood friend to our guys. Ugh. Yuck. I hate them all. Not really, but still. This blows. So who invited this cunt-o-sarus to the wedding. Joan of course. UGH! Well Ari being the bad bitch she is decides she is NOT letting these two bitches fuck with her honeymoon. GO ARI! So Ari, Dusty (aka the only non-asshat ATM), Warden (still swoon), Shane, Billy, George, and Reg head to Australia to visit Arizona’s mom for their honeymoon. Who is on the plane ride there? Gemma and Joan of course because these snatches obvi have zero boundaries and they are the devils. I would have stabbed a bitch by now. I mean in a supernatural world it wouldn’t be too hard to just stab a bitch. But Ari is nicer than me, obvi.

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After Ari and Dusty join the mile-high club, #swooningoversomehotairplanesex, and enjoy some first class commodities they land in Aussie country.  I love Australia, LOVE IT. There is this show I got OBSESSED with on Netflix called McLeod’s Daughters about these badass sisters that run a ranch in Australia. So begins my Australian obsession, can we say Nick and Alex Ryan anyone?! Swoon. Anyway since guaranteed I’ve lost all of you. OH WAIT. Another Australian TV show I LOVE is called Satisfaction and it’s about an Australian brothel. It is HOT.

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Okay, everyone. Come back to me now. We are in Australia and of course Joan and Gemma fucking Darling have followed them because they are freaking creepy. We get to meet Ari’s, mom who is kinda a freak, plus her man-child boyfriend. A pot smoking freak that hates Trump so at least she has that going for her. We have some smoking hot scenes in Australia and then GEMMA FUCKING DARLING uses some kinda Tuesday magic and a spirit stone to steal the guys. Ugh. I can’t. WHY ALL THE CONFLICT TATE JAMES AND CM STUNICH?! I mean I understand, but still. Please just stop it. ***Sobbing***

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Well we get back to America unbounded and pissed. Gemma is like a bad STD that we can’t get rid of. No cream is getting her off our junk. We also find out that Gemma has a HUGE thing for Siobhan. Yes we are still talking about this bitch. PLUS, CUM has taken Brit and Siobhan hostage. UGH. Ari and the guys are going to have to team up with COCS, The Unseelie, the wolf packs, and a host of other characters to take out her and Gemma’s bio parents, CUM, and the Seelie queen. Shit is about to get hard. *snort*

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This book wraps up the series really nicely. I love love loved it. CM Stunich and Tate James are freaking word sorcerers that have the ultimate power of making super hot steamy scenes. Like really, they need to narrate my sex life or at least dictate it. Something. HA! We get a lot of sexy time in this book plus some M-M action. Swoon. At the end of the book I feel satisfied. Everything is good. I will miss all these characters dearly of course because they have somehow become my men. Especially Warden. & Dusty. & especially Billy, hawt. Of course, Reg and Shane. Swoon. & my sweet earth elemental George. Bahhhh I love them all. #WhyChoose

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Elements of Ruin. I’m in love with Warden. Swoon.

Dolls. Swooners. Thank you for joining me. We have today Elements of Ruin by Tate James and CM Stunich. 

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WHYYYYYY?!?!?!?! Ugh. Okay, okay. Let me try to pull myself together… Whew! Elements of Ruin. Tate James. CM Stunich. This is fast becoming one of my ALL-TIME favorite series. For real. Arizona is my soul sister. I love her. I LOVE HER OKAY?!?! Let’s get into this.

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The battle between the bio parents and our heroes is over. For now. Everyone is trying to pull themselves together — & shove a bone back into their body if you are George, ew. Not even the good kinda bone, but I digress. Warden who is the love of my freaking life, wait sorry I mean Arizona’s life, has disappeared again. COME ON! Plus, one of Ari’s besties is with them, Siobhan, who is a freaking succubus?! Supernaturals are everywhere. I need to examine the people in my life a bit… There must be some shit happening. I can’t be living a COMPLETELY normal life…. COME BACK WARDEN.

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So we have met Ari’s five guys. I know, freaking five guys…. How fair is that?! Well listen to this fucking shit. There is a sixth guy. A FREAKING SIXTH GUY. So, we got… Billy, our sexy as sin fire Elemental. Shane, our freaking gorgeous southern air Elemental. Reg, our super-hot pervy water Elemental. George, our freaking swoony sweet earth Elemental. THEN. Whew. This is taking a while. Okay, so also there is Warden. Ohhhh Warden. We haven’t gotten to get to know Warden much because he has been MIA. We find out in the last book that he is, gasp, Max. Ari’s long-lost love. Swoon. Serious swoon. I. Can’t. Stop. Swooning. Over. Here.  So Warden is kinda a jerk. But I mean kinda not. She broke his heart man! Give him a break. Gosh, I want him. I love his sweetness. & his weird form of cursing. Soul mates.

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Buuuuut now we have a sixth?! Whaaaaaaaa? Yes, so Warden. Swoon. He is a bit bi-curious. Swoon. So, not only has he had a thing with Billy. Swoon. But he had a thing with a metal Elemental. Dustin. Dusty. Swoon. I swear I’ll stop. Dusty is Irish. Swoon. BAHHHH Okay. Sorry. So Dusty is Irish and has been taken by CUM. We don’t have time to wait for COCS to save Dusty from CUM so we gotta get in and get out before CUM is everywhere. Snort. Siobhan, the succubus, sneaks Ari and our boys into a sex party to save Dusty for the sex crazed succubi and inccubi. After a SUPER hot scene between Ari, Billy, and Warden. Swoon. We find Dusty chained by the next surrounded by sex crazed freaks bidding on him. So how do we save him? Morph into a sex crazed freak, obvi. Dusty is rude, aggressive, an absolute asshole. But of course, he is so freaking HOTT. Duh. PLUS, IRISH. I LOVE IRISH MEN! Mo Chroi – that means my heart in Gaelic. Swoon. That will be tattooed on my body soon.

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Soooo this book is obviously amazing. If you aren’t getting it, you need to re-read the above. COME ON. We have sexy assed men. Attacks from bio-parents. Attacks from CUM. I mean it’s everywhere. Will COCS help out? Will Ari punch Joan in her stupid freaking face? WHAT WILL HAPPEN?! I mean obviously you’ll fall in love with Warden. But don’t cuz he is mine. But go, read the book. It is really amazing. I finished the book in the tub and literally yelled WHAT THE FUCK. Come on, just swoon with me ♡ 😉

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Elements of Mischief, Sexy Plumbers & Hilarious Puns

If you haven’t figured it out already I love Reverse Harem books. If you don’t then you just don’t understand the appeal yet. Don’t worry, you’ll get there. I have found a HILARIOUS Reverse Harem series that I am SO glad I jumped into. Elements of Mischief, of the Hijinks Harem series, is fast becoming one of my favorites. Written by two phenomenal writers, C.M. Stunich & Tate James, it’s obvious that the book could be nothing but amazing.

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Have you ever had to hire a plumber to come fix your pipes only to witness them turning into dragon-like elementals thus turning you into a shimmer and forcing you into the world of supernatural? No? Well me neither, but it sure does sound like a fun time! Arizona Smoke (talk about a hot name!) inherits her dead grandma’s house and a $17,000 plumbing fix. Yoowza. Sounds like gram is kinda a bitch, well she is but we’ll get to that. After being referred to a group of plumbers than can clean her pipes on a payment plan Ari meets 4 smoking hot plumbers. Sounds like an oxymoron, ammirite?

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Shane, Billy, George, and Reg have come to assist Arizona with her pipes and luckily, they’ve brought their own plungers. Ha! Talk about punny. I hope you love puns as much as I do because this book is FULL of them. I seriously loved all the plumbing cracks (pun was NOT intended but I’m running with it 😉) throughout the book. I was constantly chuckling, and I know you will be too. This book is hilarious, SUPER sexy, and set with just the right amount of action/conflict. Arizona is a woman after my own heart. She isn’t your typical virgin-like character who is pretty tame before being thrown into the life of a polyamorous relationship. I mean Arizona has a piercing on her woo-ha… Talk about edgy! Plus she is a drinker. Ahhhh someone that loves to drink as much as me. Since having my little one I don’t really drink so I will just live vicariously through Arizona Smoke.

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Usually in books the MC always has a best friend that I honestly forget about because I’m just like get to the business.. You know.. The love. Don’t be a perv. Ari has a pretty awesome BFF though, who just happens to be a wolf shifter. Britt not only is a drinker, but is also a constantly cursing promiscuous ball of fun. What. A. Good. Time. Ari’s men are also balls of fun themselves. They are dark, dangerous, and outrageously sexy. Tattooed. Ahhh there is just something about a tattooed man that makes a girl swoon.

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Well let’s get back to Gram. This bitch. I mean we all wish we had a snooty British grandma coming back as a ghost to judge us in a British accent for our drinking, cursing, and promiscuousness, right? Right. Ari’s Gram does all of this and does a lot of twat blocking as well. What a bitch. Don’t interrupt our sexy scenes! 

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Ari finds out that not only has she become an Elemental dragon shifter herself through some magical rune making orgy sex, but her gram? Yeah, she’s a witch. Say what?! It seems like Ari’s previously normal life was anything but normal and the shots just keep on coming – I think this book has rubbed off on me because I’m becoming awfully punny 😉. Other characters in her life are also supernatural and they continue to reveal themselves… I.e. the cuntmuffin — Yeah, you are gonna have to read to find out more about that one!! 

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This book will keep you laughing at the plumbing humor, drooling over the SEXY Elemental men, and glued to your seat during the outrageously hot sex scenes. The two authors of this book are extraordinarily talented, and I will be seeking out more of their books. What I look for in books is the swoon. They definitely have the swoon-factor on lock.  

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